I've Got a Six Pack and Nothing to Do

- Eighteen - Male - Canada -
- Metalhead - Punker - Cynic -

Following my dream of being a stand up comedian, I'm a social anxiety ridden metalhead punkrocker, fueled by Mountain Dew and anger. I often offend people. My life heroes are George Carlin and Henry Rollins. The most inspirational people I've ever known of.

I had an email conversation with Henry Rollins once. What a guy.

Oh, and this blog is 18+.

The most notes I've gotten on a post is 120,000. Jesus.....

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nail(s) through the neck.


I’m making a Nirvana EDM remix and it’s called “Smells Like the Only Nirvana Song You Know You Fucking Grunge Poser” or just “Poser” for short.¬†Should be on my SoundCloud whenever I feel like finishing it up.
Check out my shitty electronic music here. It sucks.


Dropping out of college. Again. I’m a fucking failure.


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